best things college has taught me so far

1. cafeteria food is something to avoid unless it’s stir fry night

2. roommates are a blessing, especially mine

3. being sick without your parents is terrible

4. train horns are a beautiful sound

5. it’s too easy to find alcohol on a college campus

6. it’s too easy to find alcohol if you’re a girl

7. if you’re a girl, don’t worry about really having to pay for anything

8. unless you hang out with just girls, then be prepared to pay a lot

9. jimmy john’s and chocolate help me get through all of my bad moods

10. i’m 18, so i shouldn’t worry about trying to find my future husband

11. speaking of, however, i really do enjoy having someone to hold hands with

12. i also really enjoy being around just my boys

13. my boys can make stellar alternatives for girlfriends at times

14. classes are the most important thing here

15. even though i’ve found i melt when a guy tells me he just wants to lie around with me all day

16. bagels are the most delicious things in the world

17. people can make very stupid decisions, but that still doesn’t stop me from caring about them

18. especially since they take care of me when i make really stupid decisions

19. jack daniels owes me a few memories

20. rumors still fly around after high school

21. there are times you actually miss high school

22. candy corn has helped me survive many german quizzes

23. fp will be the death of me

24. i love government, but i’ll never take another 8 am class

25. college really does grow on you