October 20, 2010
quotable

“philllllllla. cleeeeea.”

“i just gotta make sure i don’t sound like a ho. and if i do, it’s gotta be a classy ho.”

“i whip my hair back and forth. i whip my hair back and forth.”

“700 PUPPIES!”

“the little asian drug dealer, ya know”

“incesttttt!”